Herewith the evidence for the prosecution M’Lord…
Big Daddy Coypu chewing the fence and making ingress yesterday evening…
This looks to be sound evidence. He was back again just before 4AM. I think he “plops” into the river, floats downstream and then returns to his rounds. He has made several holes. To the right you can see small logs blocking his previous forays.
Time for boiling oil from the parapets or greased lightning.
….It’s electrifying…
Dreamyoga 