Secondary Polycythaemia and Medical Buses

When you wait for a bus isn’t it always the case…

In the near future I again have a clustering of medical appointments. There are three the week after next. One of these is with an orthopaedic surgeon. Then later I get to see an anaesthetist and then the colonoscopy chimney sweep. After that it is prostate fun and games. Since it was a few years since my “chimney” was last cleaned, I anticipate a few polyps. Which will be excised and sent for biopsy.

My Haemoglobin levels are at around 17.5 or higher.

The blood results for HFE mutation have been sent to the GP and only they can give them to me. It is probably safe in my case to give them without narration. I won’t freak out. This is France and protocol is protocol. If negative {normal} then the consultant rheumatologist suggested JAK poly screening to explain the high haemoglobin, polycythaemia (erythrocytosis) results. If HFE mutation positive then I will be giving a pint a week of blood as haemochromatosis induction therapy. Because I have had cancer this blood will probably go down the drain, it is not good for vampires.

“Molecular genetic assays for the detection of the JAK2 V617F (c.1849G>T) and other pathogenetic mutations within JAK2 exon 12 and MPL exon 10 are part of the routine diagnostic workup for patients presenting with erythrocytosis, thrombocytosis or otherwise suspected to have a myeloproliferative neoplasm.”

The default diagnosis of secondary polycythaemia due to historical smoking, early stage hypoxia due to COPD and perhaps early adolescent altitude is the most likely. The JAK 2 screen is for some rare but serious stuff. Myeloproliferative neoplasm is not a nice phrase. It is a dot the Is and cross the Ts test. It needs a specialist prescription.

The blood results have not found a simple, normal, explanation for my osteoporosis.

The causes can be attributed to the Holy Trinty: Fat Fags and Booze. Although I am technically obese, I am also muscular, there is meat and lard. The GP may be able to shed some light on what is going on when they give me the HFE gene results. My calcium and phosphates are normal. They may suggest more tests, specifically liver, looking for fatty / alcoholic liver etc….

I am not expecting things to be tied up or solved.

Sometimes it is just one of those things.

I guess the most important thing is that there will perhaps be clarity on the replacement hip situation. The if, where and when. Some decisions will need to me made, some preparation needed. There may be wood to chop and a gardener to secure for the time(s) when I am out of action.

Looks like a summer of fun!!!

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