Armitage Shanks™

Dressed in his resplendent uniform

and his white silken gloves

each with three buttons

he shines porcelain daily

He places ancient scrolls of parchment

in the sacred reading cubicles

he wets the terracotta dreams and waxes

filling all the phials with ointment

He tinctures the air with incense

and places floral offerings in the vase

he cleans each shining altar with love

adding Naptha where it is needed

Cleanliness is his obsession

and soon they will visit his shrine

the one he cares for day after day

spick and span, spick and span

He knows his place.

Soon the Temple doors will open

and they will flock for confession

for some welcome release on their journey

just passing through, passing through

He knows that they cannot see him

untouchable the Brahmin in his Soul

does what he must always do

he shines porcelain daily

He buffs the vanity mirrors

and fills all the machines with fayre

adding blue pills and plastic

which perhaps, they might later wear.

He knows his place.

And when his shift is done

he reads Nietzsche in the night

and Lao Tze at dawn

he worries at the fading of his sight

As the eight bells toll at five

once more he becomes alive

he shuffles off the duvet warm

and reveilles at his alarm

Dressed in his resplendent uniform

and his white silken gloves

each with three buttons

he shines porcelain daily

He knows his place…

Hello Langley!

Sister Gwyneth Pritchard

from Abergavenny

says they don’t wire tap

NHS hospitals

well at least, not that many

Like her colleague

nurse Blodwen Jones

she doubts that

they are interested

in my mobile phones

The firewall here is intact

says my friend Fireman Sam

they don’t hide mikes

nor fisheye cameras

on that woman, with the pram

And when I meet on Monday

with the well-known august Dr Brain

he says that Mossad

are not here for me

they camp in the grounds, just to train

The FSB have now long since left

says the man in the bed next

they know he knows

all their codes

as he has sent them to Putin, in a text

Still, we count everyday

the visitor’s umbrella stand

just to be certain

and be sure

for strange isotopes, might be at hand

And when the server goes down

it is just a gremlin not the Kremlin

the CIA and FBI

do not listen

to the words we send

it is of course, all pretend

Sister Gwyneth Pritchard

from Abergavenny

says they don’t wire tap

NHS hospitals

well at least, not that many

Ah but what about the Alien horde?

They can’t wait, to get me aboard

my organs are precious

can’t you see?

They want to experiment on me

Hush now baby don’t you fret

and don’t you worry

tonight, we have a chicken curry

and before the lights go out

we can watch the X-Factor show

and even Langley will never know.