The Beep-Beep Toad – Alytes Obstetricans

Over the last few weeks, we have been playing a nocturnal game called “what is that sound?”. Around 11 pm when all else is quiet and dark we hear a quasi-electronic sounding beep spaced at ~4 second intervals.

It gets so that you wait for the next beep!

It is tad irritating when you are nodding off.

So, I have variously stopped the voltage getting to the external lights, the supply voltage to the LNB detector on the satellite dish, and the electrical volets. None of which made any difference. The beep-beep is not here during the day. Only at night. Electrical causes are ruled out.

Last night it sounded like it was coming from the rose garden. I went out to explore wondering if I would discover some hidden electronic device. No. It went quiet when I approached.

Having spent time in Zambia and Queensland I am more accustomed to weird frog noises.

A Google search this morning revealed The Common Midwife Toad!!

This now adds to our wildlife tally with the two fire salamanders in the basement {vide sanitaire}. The slow worms are due to start leaving hibernation soon. Then we will have the grass snakes, some of which swim on the pond.

I don’t know if knowing it is a toad will make it easier to sleep. There is no electronic catastrophe pending.

We shall see….

Dream Graphs and a New Resident

I have been continuing with looking into my dreams. I was of the habit of only typing up dreams which I deemed significant. There were many others dealing with the detritus of relationships, a part of a phase.

The first graph is UK based.

In 2007 I ceremonially burned all my journals 1999-2007.

In 2009 and 2010 I was very intensely meditating and going through what might be euphemisticallly called “changes”.

In 2015 I had stage three colon cancer, which was operated on in the summer.

End of 2018 we bought the house in Brittany partially to get away from all the endless Brexit bollocks in the UK media. We moved here in January 2019.

I have already had 15 dreams in January 2025 !!

This fire slamander has been in our Vide Sanitaire for the last week or so. Looks like we have a new resident!

He arrived not longer after I had the dream with the fire dragon in. 😉

I’m a Lumberjack and a Fire Salamander.

We have been under the influence of Tempête Eowyn for the last 18 hours or so. This means we keep an eye on the vide sanitaire. Because with persistent rainfall it can start to flood. The pump is in and the mains supply extension in the veranda. We have a lull before the next high winds and heavy rainfall due Sunday.

Yesterday afternoon while checking the vide, the space under the house, we saw a Fire Salamander.

{not my image}

We had one previously outside which drowned in the water bowls for the stray cats.

This one had come out to play in the darkness of the vide because of the rain. We closed the door and let it go about its business.

“Despite its wide distribution and abundance, it is classified as Vulnerable on the IUCN Red List due to its susceptibility to infection by the introduced fungus Batrachochytrium salamandrivorans, which has caused severe declines in fire salamanders in parts of its range.”

We are quite lucky here we get slow worms, grass snakes and couleuvre vipérine (Natrix maura). To see them swimming in the pond is quite a treat.

During the night the winds were high and doing the rounds this morning I noted one of the poplars has cracked at its base and is being held up by the marsh willow in the “swamp”.

The coypu have not disturbed the witness sticks overnight.

The weather radar suggests a slight break in the rain around mid-day. The poplar needs moved before the next wind. The plan is to attach a rope to the base of the poplar and pull. It should fall step wise. I’ll don my lumberjack shirt and get the chainsaw ready. It looks like it will make good firewood. The difficulty being that thanks to Ciaran all the covered wood store is full.

Maybe I’ll store it in the relative dry under the pines…