To find out if you are a loony or not tick one box in either column A or column B, for each question.

	A	B
Do I get impatient often?	yes	no
Do I lose my rag in traffic jams?	yes	no
Do I feel offended quite often?	yes	no
Do I think “life is not fair?”	often	rarely
Am I prone to over reaction?	yes	no
If I don’t get my way do I sulk?	often	rarely
Do I bear grudges?	yes	no
Do I seek to get even?	yes	no
If someone does better than me, do I get upset?	yes	no
Do I try to pull others down to feel better about myself?	yes	no
Have I ever had a bout of cranio-rectal disease?	often	rarely
Am I special?	yes	no
Does nobody appreciate me?	yes	no
Must I always be busy?	yes	no
Does silence scare me?	yes	no
Must I always be the winner?	yes	no
Do I always know best?	yes	no
Am I always right?	yes	no
Do I enjoy opining upon things I don’t really know?	yes	no
Do I enjoy gossip and trust it?	yes	no
Am I impressed by the unproven opinions of others?	yes	no
Am I genuinely opened minded?	no	yes
Are people who don’t believe the same things as me?	crazy	sane
Is my belief system the only correct one?	yes	no
Is advancement better than happiness?	yes	no
Is kudos the be all and end all?	yes	no
If I win prizes / competitions does that make me feel better than?	yes	no
Am I a grand person or one of the little people?	grand	little
Do rules apply to me?	no	yes
Is material plane status important to me?	yes	no
Am I a bit of a tense motherfucker?	yes	no
Am I happy and at peace with the universe?	no	yes

Now count up the number of As and Bs.

In your best judgement are you a loony or not, what do you think?